Does your website sound like AI wrote it?

Share your homepage and a few key pages. We read them for AI slop — the generic writing that makes you blend in — and profile your vocabulary and rhythm. Free and instant. Two layers: nine plain patterns that give AI-written copy away (stock phrases, filler connectors, no one actually doing anything, numbers from nowhere, everything in threes, every sentence the same length, buzzwords and vague nouns, refusing to commit, and name-dropping without proof) and a lexical read — your vocabulary range, the words you lean on, and how often your sentences open the same way. Not sounding like a machine is the floor, not the finish — for whether AI actually picks you when a buyer asks who's best, get the full brand read.